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Concierge Secret Nod #34

hotel-job:

GUEST: Hi. I’m wondering if you can help me. Do either of you speak Spanish?
COWORKER: No, I’m sorry.
GUEST: Why not? I don’t understand.
COWORKER: I apologize, but I can understand your English perfectly, sir. How can I help you?

(Guest lunges over the counter)

GUEST: I was in the army!!! Were…